I broke my hand My hand is broken My wrist is swollen That really happened
But I didn’t cry Because I’m an old guy I joked the whole way down Nosey eyes all around town
And even when the doctor told me it’s a distal radius fracture and I'll need surgery I joked about it This whole thing is a joke This writing is just a joke
Silly jokes to sail through a silly life The next line was going to be “In a lot of pain and I just want to die” Wait that sounds kind of emo So here’s how I’m gonna end this thing
Silly jokes to calm me through a silly life Me left hand is broken so now I’m all right
